Ever Been in Cahoots?


Ever Been in Cahoots?

(Unknown Authors)


“I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can’t go alone ~ you have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

Sometimes I’m in Capable… I go there more often as I’m getting older.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump. While I like to exercise,        

I’m not too much on jumping…it’s tough on the knees.

I have avoided going to in Sane. Can’t get there by plane…you have to be driven.  

I have made several trips near that area, when I was lost for a short time.                   

No thanks to my friends, family and work. 

I actually was pulled out well short of that destination by a guy, God in the flesh, Jesus Christ.  Close call.


I have also been in Doubt.
That is a sad place to go and you can’t leave there by getting stuck somewhere in Decision, a suburb of that doubt.                                         
I try not to visit there too often.  My faith in Jesus Christ left me less in doubt.

I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. 
We need a lot of that when it comes to the spreading desire to be in Decisive.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!                                                             
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don’t remember what country that was.
It’s an age thing. 

 We lived in Sufferable until we couldn’t stand it any more.

The politicians spout Innuendo which drives me deeper In Debt.


Hey guys, I thought up some too:

Sometimes I’ve been in Decisive but I haven’t yet made my mind what I think about that place.  It was very much like time spent in Conclusive.  I never completely figured that one out either until I got to in Conclusion.  Amazing what I learned in Comprehensible: it was such an in Teresting place, pondering the immeasurable love of God. Without the Lord, I’d sure be in Deep Trouble: we’re in Separable, He and me (or is it “He and I”?).  🙂  Whenever I get in Hot Water, in A Pickle, in Jeopardy, in A Pinch,  or  in A Jam,  I know my hope is In Christ which is in Valuable to me!

It’s rather fun to do.  How about you, can you add your two cents to  “Ever Been in Cahoots?” Paula

 “God gave you a gift of 86, 400 seconds today.  Have you used one to say ‘Thank you’”? (William Ward )

Lord, every single gift comes from You…“Lift my gaze to see life from Your perspective. Help me to understand-and treasure-every good thing You send…”(From James 1:7)   One Thousand Gifts   http://www.aholyexperience.com/

847. Lots of fun yesterday cheering on our girls and their Upward Basketball team mates (“The Fevers”).  Joy and Hannah  are brand-new novices in the sport but we see improvement and are happy they are learning some valuable lessons (I am too) while they are having a good time in this great atmosphere of Christ-like sportsmanship.  Thanks Lord, for Coach Gene and Coach Bill! 

848. Refreshing cold snap this weekend going from shorts weather still in February to needing to cover my tomatoes and bringnig one potted plant inside due to freeze warnings

849. “A hero does not have to win. A hero does not have to be larger than life. A hero can be an ordinary person who overcomes extraordinary events with dignity and grace.”

850. “Today’s Mighty Oak Is Yesterday’s Nut That Held Its Ground”
851. “Sometimes “courage” means that little voice on the end of the day saying “I will try again tomorrow” .
852. “Success Is Getting What You Want. Happiness Is Wanting What You Get” By Dale Carnegie


854. “Sometimes we stare so long at our balloon in the sky we forget our ice cream is melting on our plate.Enjoy your ice cream…………….. 🙂 “


1 John 4:16-18

New King James Version (NKJV)

16 And we have known and believed the love that God has for us. God is love, and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him.

17 Love has been perfected among us in this: that we may have boldness in the day of judgment; because as He is, so are we in this world. 18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear, because fear involves torment. But he who fears has not been made perfect in love.


Romans 12:9-13

New King James Version (NKJV)

Let love be without hypocrisy. Abhor what is evil. Cling to what is good. 10 Be kindly affectionate to one another with brotherly love, in honor giving preference to one another; 11 not lagging in diligence, fervent in spirit, serving the Lord; 12 rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation, continuing steadfastly in prayer; 13 distributing to the needs of the saints, given to hospitality.

Praising the One Who is my salvation, my strength, my strong tower of defense, my hiding place, my refuge and ever present help in time of trouble, and my song,


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6 Responses to Ever Been in Cahoots?

  1. Kathy Geiger says:

    I have been in confidence only to have me proven wrong and in conclusion only to find that it is but a starting place.
    Have a great day. God Bless. Kathy

  2. Paula says:

    Thanks for adding to the Cahoots list, Kathy. 🙂

    I’m off to see my oncoloogist and to me get some IV Herceptin today.


  3. Paula says:

    Here are some more (unknown authors):

    And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible
    but life shows me I am not.

    People keep telling me I’m in Denial
    but I’m positive I’ve never been there before!

  4. Denise says:

    How about…
    I’ve been in Credible
    I couldn’t believe how beautiful that place was!

  5. Paula says:

    Love it, Denise–thanks for your in Credible addition to our list! 🙂


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